First thing. I didn't read the directions. I tend to not read directions when I have to assemble things. Mike has to remind me to read directions when we come home from ikea. Otherwise we'd end up with a chair like this.
These tablets do not taste like delicious sugar. They tasted like crap. Disgusting crap. Disgusting crap that makes your mouth change colors like you ate too much green icee.
The hilarious thing is that I knew I screwed up. I knew I couldn't go to my parents because what would they do? But I did anyway. And was met with a completely appropriate family reaction.
LAUGHTER.
Upon finding their young child with a green dyed mouth, Mama & Pops Oblivious cackled. Laughed at my predicament. I should be happy cell phone cameras did not exist because they would have taken a picture and posted it online.
After calming down, I was taken to the bathroom and told to rinse my mouth out. I gargled and spit until my mouth was a faint sheen of green.
Happy Easter Everyone!
Stay Oblivious